Get Sexual (Because Fuck You, That's Why)
- 1. Top turn on
- facial hair
- 2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
- never
- 3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
- this weekend. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, specifically.
- 4. Last time you masturbated?
- This afternoon.
- 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?
- Nope.
- 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?
- My hand, I guess.
- 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?
- Nope.
- 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?
- Daily. More so the former. : /
- 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?
- Yup. Yup.
- 10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)
- For a jockstrap? No idea.
- 11. Favorite sex position?
- Any.
- 12. Dom or Sub?
- Sub.
- 13. Is pain a good thing?
- Not at all.
- 14. Do you like biting?
- I am indifferent.
- 15. Do you like scratching?
- Not sure.
- 16. Are you slightly horny right now?
- No.
- 17. Are you very horny right now?
- Still no.
- 18. Do you like anal?
- Yes.
- 19. Do you like face fucking?
- Yes!
- 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
- I already said one.
another blog
I spent some time doing glitch art type stuff, and really enjoyed it. So here is a new blog that is dedicated to it: http://glitchyart.tumblr.com/
I haven’t cried since I was a little kid. I didn’t cry at my mother’s funeral. I tried, you know? I thought of all the saddest things I could think of, like things in movies…there’s this image from Life magazine that’s always haunted me, and I just focused in on it, you know? But nothing came. That actually made me sadder than anything, the fact that I just felt so numb.
Andrew Largeman
My co-workers.
- Radio: SexyBack by Justin Timberlake
- Me: Hey Derik, are you bringing sexy back?
- Derik: Nope.
- Leah: Don't worry, I got it.
- most bands: don't illegally download our music you pricks
- of mice & men: as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
- nine inch nails: Steal and steal and steal some more and give it to all your friends and keep on stealin'.
I was going to post about my life.
But then I realized nothing has changed.
